Mark Twain wrote of golf: “A good walk, spoiled.”
A friend of mine describes the Lord of the Rings as: “Two guys, walking.”
While both of these curmudgeons have a point, walking doesn’t have to be frustrating or boring. A good journey has many stops, each of which entertain, enlighten, nourish or replenish the mind and body.
What restores one, though, may be torture for another. Variety is key.
That’s why we offer so many different tours – and why our tours each highlight multiple themes of our great city. Be it savory or sweet, liquid or solid, our Epicurean and Chocolate Decadence tours delight the palate in multivariate ways.
Our Roses Gone Wild! tour highlights both beauty and entertaining scandal. The Best of Portland shows off the most flattering aspects of our city – the Underground Portland tour the least flattering (in a humorous way). Beyond Bizarre explores haunted sites most of us didn’t know existed.
Take a walk… but don’t spoil it. Make sure there are some good stops along the way. And if having a tour guide along to help explain what’s what helps you… well, that’s what we’re here for.